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Thursday, April 03, 2003

 
Some fun late night stuff, as I'm on vacation and can't really respond to anything.

Yes, they're making fun of the president. So, spoiler-warning if you get offended easily.





"President Bush said this Iraq situation looks
> like 'the rerun of a bad
> movie.' Well sure, there's a Bush in the White
> House, the economy's going to
> hell, we're going to war over oil. I've seen
> this movie, haven't I?"
> Jay Leno
>
> "President Bush has said that he does not need
> approval from the UN to wage
> war, and I'm thinking, well, hell, he didn't
> need the approval of the
> American voters to become president, either."
> -- David Letterman
>
> "President Bush announced tonight that he
> believes in democracy and that
> democracy can exist in Iraq. They can have a
> strong economy, they can have
> a good health care plan, and they can have a
> free and fair voting. Iraq? We
> can't even get this in Florida." -- Jay Leno
>
> "Democrats were quick to point out that
> President Bush's budget creates a 1
> trillion dollar deficit. The White House
> quickly responded with 'Hey, look
> over there, it's Saddam Hussein.'" -- Craig
> Kilborn
>
> "We have it. The smoking gun. The evidence. The
> potential weapon of mass
> destruction we have been looking for as our
> pretext of invading Iraq.
> There's just one problem -- it's in North
> Korea." -- Jon Stewart
>
> "War continues in Iraq. They're calling it
> Operation Iraqi Freedom. They
> were going to call it Operation Iraqi
> Liberation until they realized that
> spells 'OIL.'" -- Jay Leno
>
> "CNN said that after the war, there is a plan
> to divide Iraq into three
> parts ... regular, premium and unleaded." --
> Jay Leno
>
> "Many of our soldiers are stationed at Camp
> Coyote just south of the Iraqi
> border. This is how you know we have a strong
> army, when you can actually
> tell your enemy exactly where your camp is and
> what its name is." -- Jon
> Stewart
>
> "The Pentagon still has not given a name to the
> Iraqi war. Somehow
> 'Operation Re-elect Bush' doesn't seem to be
> popular." -- Jay Leno
>
> "Experts say that if we go to war with Iraq,
> oil could reach as much as $80
> a barrel. Of course, after the war it will be
> free." -- Jay Leno
>
> "In a speech earlier today President Bush said
> if Iraq gets rid of Saddam
> Hussein, he will help the Iraqi people with
> food, medicine, supplies,
> housing, education ? anything that's needed.
> Isn't that amazing? He finally
> comes up with a domestic agenda ? and it's for
> Iraq. Maybe we could bring
> that here if it works out." -- Jay Leno